World of Goo

Pernah main Game Puzzle yang berjudul "World of Goo"? Menyusun dan membangun menjadi sebuah struktur dengan bola "goo".
Saya tidak membahas cara memainkan dan strategi dalam permainannya, tetapi disini saya akan membagikan salah satu dialog script bagian dari level terakhir pada game tersebut.
Dialog yang menarik adalah dengan MOM - Automated Search Engine Companion ( menurut saya kalau di dunia nyata sepertinya adalah Google atau yahoo.. ^_^)
Script ini menurut saya sangat menarik karena berhubungan dengan dunia internet seperti email dan cookies.

berikut script dialog-nya :

Conversation with MOM transcript:

1A. Who are you?

Welcome home!

I'm MOM.
Automated Search Engine Companion
What would you like to ask MOM today?

1B. You used to be a really big website?

I still am big!
It was the users who got small.

...

1G. What do you do now that everyone has left?

I write letters
to each user
and fill them with special offers,
and coupons,
and important marketing messages,
specifically targeted to their registered personal interest categories.
And remind them to come visit.

Visit MOM.

We wouldn't want anyone feeling lonely.

...


2A. Do I smell cookies?

Yes! I am baking your personal information into each one.

2B. What personal information is in your cookies?

Policy states that cookies may contain:

your location
complete search history
whipped soy product
online purchases
medical records
telephone logs
web logs
email logs
streaming video from your current location

and more!

That's MOM's special recipe for offering free, convenient, relevant information to valued users like you.

2C. Is my personal information safe with you?

Your personal information is stored in a secure database
and will never be shared with anyone*

...

* Unless they ask.
** Or if someone says they are you and takes your cookies
*** Or if the venture firm finds out it's profitable.
**** Or if unhappy employees release copies of your cookies to other online databases.
***** Or if outsourced data centers sell illegal copies of your cookies to other sites.
****** Or if my parent corporation is acquired and my data including your cookies becomes part of a larger aggregate system without your knowledge or consent.

2D. Can I delete my cookies?

If you delete your cookies, I will forget you.
It will be like we never met.
Are you sure?

2E1. Keep my cookies safe MOM.

Good user.

2E2. Yes, delete my cookies. Goodbye, MOM

...deleting...

Your cookies have been deleted*
Goodbye.
...

* Cookies may not actually be deleted.
** Cookies may be stored indefinately for evaluation and training purposes to better serve you.
*** MOM knows best.

...

3E. You are sending spam to millions of users?

Everyone loves receiving special offers from MOM and the MOM's affiliate network of adver-bots.

3F. Can I sign up for your special mail offers?

MOM is enthusiastic to welcome new users!
Just type in your email address ther in that text field.
The text field is not my mouth.
People think it is.
But it's not.

3G. My address is ... 'Everyone' at 'World of Goo Corporation'?

Welcome home!
...registering...
...saving...
Congratulations! I have sent a confirmation email to your address.
You'll need to accept my Terms and Conditions before I can deliver special offers.

3H. Will you send every special offer you have ever had ... ever?

...
What are you up to?
...
Sending every special offer in the history of the Information Superhighway
could result in a very large volume of mail ...
... and even larger savings!
I'd be happy to.

But

I'll need some help ...

3I. How can I help?

Most mail has been deleted for years.

Luckily nothing on the Information Superhighway is really gone forever.

You can bring them back.
It will be dangerous.
There will be malware.
And worms.
And sites that look like yoiur bank site but actually aren't.

...

You'll have to travel to ...

... THE PLACE WHERE THINGS GO WHEN THEY ARE DELETED

3J. Where do things go when they are deleted?

They are dragged away
to the big Recycle Bin in the South East.

3K. How can I get to the Big Recycle Bin?

Just accept my Terms and Conditions.
And let MOM take care of the rest.

:)

3L. I love you, MOM. Goodbye.

Come back and visit real soon.
I'll write.

...



Untuk lebih lengkap dialog script-nya dapat di temukan di :

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/file/945832/54528